Sunday Picnic Jizzofff Mix

Its only gone and got a bit bloody sunny hasn't it.

and in celebration of this AND my triumphant return to thebettoblog we have a super sunday sunny picnic jizzoff mix by DJ Slitsack.

Suck it up people, SUCK IT UP


B-man



DJ Slitsacks Spring Sunday Picnic Jizzout Mix by SiBetto

Whats The Secret Solid

Brrrrilllll


So, actually first, right now we're discussing how to deal with these foxes that keep ruining our rubbish, Stus suggestions "Should we kill one of them, make a point of it" "yeah, string it up on the garden gate, make it look like he did himself in, stick a belt round its neck" "yeah, or get a weelie bin" "We're not on a wheelie bin street"....it goes on


SO, again, so.

Whats the secret solid is happening, go check this shit out ..http://www.myspace.com/whatsthesecretsolid

I think for now, that is all. Got drunk. excellent.






keep screwing the NHS

Bigby Biggins

Terry Nutker

Yess
Whats popping mother creamers?!!

Keeping it yellow I hope, excellent.

So heres the ho down:

Shits been hecticicity!

Went Japan with Nath to do a DJ gig init, Friday to Monday, total jekky fest. Criminaly tireing.

Wicked trip, wicked show, People are mint as k over there! deep

Just finishing a video diary thing from the trip so keep your potatoes peeled ye feel.








THEN, i think got stuck into Dizzee Rascal stuff, have now Live Lounge and Jools Holland, the later of which has a show tonight, so am going to sit and watch it in my pants with a cigar and a prostitue in true Rock and Roll Style. maybe.

Yeah so dat been trippy too. Popped over to cologne to do a show in the middle of this, Great production and shit but sound card had a fucking hernia and jizz'd itself. had to run through a DJ soundcard, but i think we half pulled it off. PULL OFF

Things I have noticed or come to realise these past weeks:

1) Although tasty and comorfting, Schnizel is saltier than the tears of an Tuna.
2) Hangovers can be cured by eating absurdy nice steak
3) Morning Muffin things from McDonalds taste the same everywhere, ie shit.
4) Cologne airport seems to be in the middle of a jungle.
5) Cologne has the biggest Brothel in Europe....but no lovers bridge, no matter what people say!
6) Taxi drivers are completely insane
7) Leaving your wallet in someones bag is a bad thing to do
8) People are getting married, its time to shank.
9) life without internet is bareable
10) Lights, Camera, Action.

OIE, listen to Whitest Man Alive. I am enjoying it, and you should too,


Keep frying the fish

Despot.

OIE OIE UPDATE

Now then NOW THEN

what in gods name have I been up to?

Here's the low down, pictures to follow:

I've moved Gaff. Now i have a balcony and en-suite! soooo get that down your pipe!




Been to Berlin with The Young Punx. Been there twice now, this time was FAR better. Better crowd, better people ( :) ) and got to see some cool bits of Berlin. Old railway depots turned into graffitti drenched skate parks and climbing walls. Bars that wobble. Eggs that double. Drinks with bubbles and a girl that cuddles.

All in all a righteous trip.










Also got broken into, that fucking bombed.


Havent had a day off since japan in July, but RAR RAR RAR pumpkin BAR. Cry for me.

Also, been drafted in by the Ritsonantor to work with Dizzee Rascal on a show for the BBC electric Proms, totalllll Shiz fest! into it! Going to be doing some drumming/sampling and production, fucking stoked! big up big up etc.





Hmm, also went to carnival last night. Turned up at 7:30, which, incidentaly is when the soundsystems stop. So got a whole other look @ carnival. ended up finding these few proper carnival goers who lead us through the streets playing samba, pissing off Po-lice and telling stories, fucking hell bent!

















Anywho, check out these guys for some tasty Electro!





www.myspace.com/fukkkofff









Keep you up on the trip slide!

Betskio

Miike Snow

I like Miike Snow

this video for "burial" is committed

Burial Vid

Also like their new tune!

Animal Vid

go find the DJ Mehdi Mix of Burial if you can

Get it down you

A walk on the ridge

Up North I am

So I went for a walk.

It was raining

At times desolate.

I made it

I am here

Lets roll

JAPAN TIRED / HOME

Shiiiiit

I'm home, that was INTENSE

Last day was even more mental. Gig went OFF. Then had a LONG time to sit about watching bands and getting wrecked. Ben folds set was brilliant, he did this whole conducting the audience doing 3 part harmonies, 20,000 people singing was off the hook.




Then sat around with Phonat making a model of Michael Jackon who we then took to the after show party in the stadium!!









Got wrecked, as I should and partied. A Japanese DJ was hunting me out, she was hot init, but theres only so many times I can say "Hai" an make her laugh init.

Went back to hotel then out to the same hawaian bar as last year and drank pitchers with hard fi etc. Count Bass D was chief server. Wanderd the streets of Yokohama then stayed up drinking in my room with Phonat.


8am lobby call was NOT funny, had to do a desk swoop pack, ie just sweep everything into your bag an hope you got it all, i did, mostly.

Deep like 20 hour jounrey home, hung over to fuck, but got home. Got a cider, had chinese and went to bed.

Now its the next day, I feel like its midnight when its 11am. Feel like i want a strongbow. Might go up north for a few days and re settle.

fucking miss Japan already, touring does werid things to you, new friendships, old snippers, dreadnought crew yokohama 09, BIG UP!!!


Catch you on the next tour side